The what-they-saids

Those are my favorite quotes of Seth and Summer. I may put them all someday but for now you'll have to go with my favorites.

The Model Home
Marissa : Seth Cohen says happy birthday.
Summer : Who?

The Gamble
Summer: You're not going anywhere, Sid.
Seth: Seth.
Summer: Whatever.
Seth: Okay.

Summer : Rabbit foot? Vamanos.

The Debut
Summer: Every girl needs a white knight.
Seth: Seth Cohen, white knight.

The Girlfriend
Seth: Listen to me the point is that that guy doesn’t you, he doesn’t care about who you really are. infact he has no idea that every day of 3rd grade you shared your lunch with that little skinny squirrel that kept getting his nuts stolen by that fat squirrel
Summer: I hated that mean squirrel!
Seth: and-none of those guys were there when you had to read your poem aloud in class and your hand was shaking because you were nervous and you cared what the other kids thought.
Summer: Poem...what poem?
Seth: I... wish I was a mermaid
Summer: You remember that? that was like, sixth grade.
Seth: I... wish I was a mermaid and... was friends with all the fish, a shiny tail an sea shells I *KISS* I w-wish.

The Escape
Seth : Hello Summer. Seth Cohen. I believe you remember *winks* Nothing?

Summer : We should be there in, like, 3 hours?
Seth : The GPS says the ETA's three and a half.
Summer : Well, that's because someone drives like an old woman.
Seth : I'm going 70 in a 65 zone.
Summer : 80 is the new 70.
Seth : What? Who talks like that?
Summer : Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh wait, who? Cohen does.
Seth : Well, they have God on their side, okay Summer? I'm not going to beat jesus.

Summer : Get off the bed. The sooner i go to sleep, the sooner it'll be morning and the sooner this nightmare will be over. I'm not sleeping on that couch. It's stained and smells foul. You sleep there.
Seth : After you made it sound so appealing, yeah, right, okay, good night.
Summer : C'mon get off the bed!
Seth : Nope.
Summer : Be like, a gentleman?
Seth : Chivalry's dead, sugar.
Summer : You make a move, I rip out your jugular.
Seth : Hey, pillow talk.

Seth & Summer : *read newspaper*
Seth & Summer : *trade newspaper*
Seth : *pushes toast towards Summer*
Summer : *takes toast*
Seth & Summer : *drink*
Seth & Summer : *freeze*
Seth & Summer : *put newspaper away*

Seth : Face it, our chemistry is undeniable.
Summer : You know what else is undeniable?
Seth : What?
Summer : the pain this fork is going to cause when i jam it into your eye.

Seth : I still don't understand why we needed to get two rooms. I'm going to leave you my key just in case you get lonely.
Summer : Or in case, i might smother you with a pillow while you're sleeping.
Seth : Whatever turns you on.

The Rescue
Seth: Not now mom I’m studying naked
Summer: Ew! Seth: Summer? Come in.
Summer: Ah no way!
Seth: I’m not naked
Summer: no-no-no-no
Summer: mmm kay, I don’t get it, what kind of family do you have Cohen?
Seth: The kind where mothers and sons wear clothes... always... even in the shower
Summer: Hmm *notices Captain Oats*
Seth: uh I don’t know, I’ve never seen it before
Summer: ah huh, what’s its name?
Seth: I don’t know...
Sumer : *Cohen? look*
Seth: Captain oats, what are you doing here?

Seth: You're a strange and mysterious woman, Summer.